I am The Goddess GLaurie. I am here to bless you and love you as a friend and stuff. I am easy to worship. I have simple requirements that, when followed, bring Peace and Harmony to the Universe through my Awesome Goddess Powers.
When worshipping me, CHOCOLATE is an appropriate offering in all of its wonderful forms. Chocolate Fundies make me particularly happy! You can top your offering with whipped cream and fresh fruit and I might bless you more or something. Then again, I might not. I am the Goddess and I decide the blessings and the spiritual status of the worshipper. This can change at any time and nothing is guaranteed. I am not like God, though. I am never harsh or vindictive. I NEVER burn people in Hell. I am a Good and Loving Goddess!
One more note on worshipping me. Always say good things about me. Attempt to make my head explode from pride. Aim high and you can't fail!
Thank You for worshipping the Goddess GLaurie at my Web-based Temple!
